NFL Mock draft 2009 updated

Ninja's NFL Mock draft 09 updated Feb 8

1.Detroit - Andre Smith, OT, Alabama
2.St. Louis - Michael Oher, OT, Ole Miss
3. Kansas City - Aaron Curry, OLB, Wake Forest
4. Seattle - Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech
5. Cleveland - Rey Maualuga, MLB, USC
6. Cincinnati - Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia
7. Oakland - Jason Smith, OT, Baylor
8. Jacksonville - Malcolm Jenkins, CB, Ohio State
9. Green Bay - Brian Orakpo, DE, Texas
10. San Francisco - BJ Raji, DT, Boston College
11. Buffalo - Everette Brown, DE, Florida State
12. Denver - Chris Wells, RB, Ohio State
13. Washington - Eben Britton, OT, Arizona
14. New Orleans - Vontae Davis, CB, Illinois
15. Houston - Michael Johnson, DE, Georgia Tech
16. San Diego - Tyson Jackson, DE, LSU
17. NY Jets - Matthew Stafford, QB, Georgia
18. Chicago - Aaron Maybin, DE, Penn State
19. Tampa Bay - Mark Sanchez, QB, USC
20. Detriot (from DAL) - James Laurinaitis, MLB, Ohio State
21. Philadelphia - Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma State
22. Minnesota - Jeremy Maclin, WR, Missouri
23. New England - Alphonso Smith, CB, Wake Forest
24. Atlanta - Peria Jerry, DT, Ole Miss
25. Miami - Brian Cushing, OLB, USC
26. Baltimore - Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, Maryland
27. Indianapolis - Percy Harvin, WR, Florida
28. Philadelphia - William Beatty, OT, Connecticut
29. New York Giants - Clint Sintim, OLB, Virginia
30. Tennessee - Kenny Britt, WR, Rutgers
32. Arizona - Knowshon Moreno, RB, Georgia
31. Pittsburgh - Duke Robinson, OG, Oklahoma

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Becoming a Ninja - Basic Skills

Becoming a Ninja involves you being in complete stealth. You must be the hunter. You must know the way of your prey in every way. Study their habits, how they move and their routines. Knowing this crucial bit of information will give you the advantage to strike when they are most susceptible.

Realize you are not only becoming a ninja, you are becoming an invisible assassin. Begin by playing the game of chess, learn it, study it and become it. Strategic moves is essential in becoming a ninja and that's why learning chess will help you learn to be strategic.

Watch the movie Eagle Eye. Now realize being a ninja means you are the eagle eye. You need to be able to see everything while being in stealth. If you are horrible at holding a secret than you might as well forget it. Secrecy is just as important because it is you vs. the world. There will be many people that want to find you and kill you.

How to Easily Hot Wire A Car

THE EASIEST WAY TO HOT-WIRE A CAR IS JUST TO GET UNDER THE DASH-
BOARD AND START CROSSING WIRES, OF COURSE,THIS COULD SHORT OUT
THE ENTIRE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM SO OF COURSE THERE IS A BETTER WAY.

WHEN YOU GET IN THE CAR, LOOK UNDER THE DASH, IF IT'S ENCLOSED,
THEN DON'T EVEN BOTHER. UNFORTUNATELY, MOST NEW CARS ARE LIKE
THIS. HOWEVER YOU COULD ALWAYS CUT THROUGH THEM. IF YOU DO
DECIDE TO CUT, CUT NEAR THE IGNITION. ONCE YOU GET BEHIND OR
NEAR THE IGNITION, LOOK FOR 2 RED WIRES. IN OLDER CARS RED WAS
THE STANDARD COLOR, IF NOT RED THE LOOK FOR 2 MATCHED PAIRS.

WHEN YOU FIND WIRES THAT LOOK RIGHT, CROSS THEM AND HOP-IN!

YOU GOT YOUR-SELF A CAR!

How to Lock pick an Electronic Hotel Card Lock

Electronic Hotel Card Locks

These are wonderful little microcomputer projects masquerading as door locks. Inside there's a processor running a program, with I/O leads going to things like the magnetic strip reader, or the infrared LEDs, and the solenoid, and the lights on the outside.

They are powered entirely by a battery pack, and the circuitry is designed such that it draws almost nil power while idle. The cards are usually magnetic-strip or infrared. The former uses an oxide strip like a bank card, while the infrared card has a lot of holes punched in it.

Since IR light passes through most kinds of paper, there is usually a thin layer of aluminum inside these cards. The nice thing about these systems is that the cards are generally expendable; the guest doesn't have to return them or worry about lost-key charges, the hotel can make them in quantity on the fly, and the combination changes for each new guest in a given room. The hotel therefore doesn't need a fulltime key shop, just a large supply of blank cards.

Duplication isn't a problem either since the keys are invalidated so quickly. The controlling program basically reads your card, validates the number it contains against some memory, and optionally pulls a solenoid inside the lock mechanism allowing you to enter. The neat thing about them is that card changes are done automatically and unknowingly by the new incoming guest.

The processor generates new card numbers using a pseudo random sequence, so it is able to know the current valid combination, and the *next* one. A newly registered guest is given the *new* card, and when the lock sees that card instead of the current [i.e. old guest's] card, it chucks the current combination, moves the next one into the current one, and generates the new next. In addition there is a housekeeping combination that is common to all the locks on what's usually a floor, or other management-defined unit. There is no wire or radio connection to the hotel desk.

The desk and the lock are kept in sync by the assumption that the lock won't ever see the "next" card until a new guest shows up. However if you go to the desk and claim to have lost your card, the new one they give you is often the "next" card instead. If you never use it and continue using your old card, the guest after you will have the wrong "next". In cases like this when the hotel's computer and the lock get out of sync, the management has to go up and reset the lock. This is probably done with a magic card that the lock always knows about [like in ROM], and tells it something akin to "use this next card I'm going to insert as the current combination".

The pseudo random sequence simply resumes from there and everything's fixed. If the lock loses power for some reason, its current memory will be lost but the magic "reset" card will work. Rumor has it that these locks always have a back-door means of defeating them, in case the logic fails. Needless to say, a given manufacturer's method is highly proprietary information.

In theory the security of these things is very high against a "random guess" card since there are usually many bits involved in the combination, and of course there is no mechanical lock to be manipulated or picked. The robustness of the locking hardware itself sometimes leaves something to be desired, but of course a lock designed for a hotel door probably isn't the kind of thing you'd mount on your house. EnJOY

Ninja Lock Picking For the Beginner

Ninja Lock picking for the beginner

This is really a good method for opening doors that are locked. The
only problem with this, though, is that it only works for outward
opening doors. Ok, here we go....

1) Realize you are not working with the actual lock, but that thing
that sticks between the door and the wall.

2) See how that thing is curved on one side? Well, that is what we
will be making use of.

3) Acquire a large paper-clip. If it is too short, it won't work.
You have to also have a shoelace. Now, onto the construction...

4) Straighten the paper-clip.

5) Loop one end of the paper clip around the shoelace. The shoelace
should be about 4/5 on one side of the clip and 1/5 on the other.
Let's see if I can draw it.

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--- is the paper clip
*** is the shoelace

That's not very good, but I hope you get the picture.

6) All you have to do now is curve the paper clip (no, I won't draw it)

7) With the curved paper-clip, stick it between the door and the wall,
behind the metal thing that sticks between.

8) Feed it through with you hand, until you can grip both sides of the
shoelace.

9) Now, simply pull the lace and the door at the same time, and VIOLA!
the door is open.

I prefer this over regular lock-picking if the door opens outward, because
it is a lot quicker. Lock picking can take 5 minutes... When done correctly
this only takes 30 seconds!

*Originally posted by exodus*